Electrobel

Here it is ...

This is the place where you can put the very best of the wall,

lets goooooooo soldiers

rf061992 - 5/09 @ 16:58


la petite phrase du jour..... à méditer

"Quand tu as chié dans ton froc, tu peux pisser dedans."

d'un auteur français à la mode dont j'ai oublié le nom...



Yeah baby, very good :))

nooooooo you DID it...gaaaaah...this topic will soon be one of the most reviewed

BAMBAMBAM - 7/09 @ 00:13

what up ladies?^^


just to save this thread :))

Quote:

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Originally posted by : aphone

rf061992 - 5/09 @ 16:58


la petite phrase du jour..... à méditer

"Quand tu as chié dans ton froc, tu peux pisser dedans."

d'un auteur français à la mode dont j'ai oublié le nom...



Yeah baby, very good :))

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francois vion?

no it was Boris Viande :)) lol

Francois vion was one of the best french poets.
he lived in the 14th century (i guess ;) ).
He was also a well known murderer, rapist and robber.

i know the poem he wrote a few minutes before he was hung, but onfortunately only in dutch :))
(i know, a dutch poem, from a french poet, on an english site 8o )

here it goes:

ik ben francois, wiens naam zo bont is
Parijs, dat mijn geboortegrond is,
hangt mij straks aan een touw dat rond is
Zo leert mijn nek hoe zwaar mijn kont is.

Yep, he was very renovating and revolutionary for his time :D

aphone - 7/09 @ 18:48
he mennekes wij spreken nie zoveel ndls hier... dus ik zal proberen niet engels en frans te praten
super cool hein pééééééé


firefrog - 7/09 @ 19:09
eentelefoon, jij bent superduperkoewl


aphone - 7/09 @ 20:07
mwoahahaha da s de pure waarheid


stryder - 7/09 @ 20:09
ik kan die stroom van nief muziek gewoon ni mer bijhouwe x[


aphone - 7/09 @ 20:15
hhaaa k begrijp niks stroom? nief?? bijhouwe?




ebellanguage

Quote:

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Originally posted by : aphone

brandtkalk - 7/09 @ 17:47


faut faire un test QI avant de pouvoir mettre ses track en IDM!

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exellent ^^

:))

another brick in da wall


hosmOz - 13/09 @ 13:23


chek my last

HarryPoppins - 13/09 @ 13:27


kel music de pd di

13/09 @ 14:42


mmh, pas facile a dechiffrer sans les retour a la ligne





xfreyr - 13/09 @ 14:39


hihi





xfreyr - 13/09 @ 14:39


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xfreyr - 13/09 @ 18:03
qu'est-il advenu des soirées escalier, jai raté un episode, c fini ;(

aphone - 13/09 @ 18:14
t as raté une marche fieu

Despoilah - 17/09 @ 12:52


...


Fuck life I enjoy earmolestation

3/10 @ 00:25


baphone





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:25


korknie





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:25


eraphine





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:25


aphin





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:25


S-Capadona





kornie - 3/10 @ 00:24


quornie





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:24


erophone





Rabauw - 3/10 @ 00:24


101sansNique





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:24


rambow





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:24


Kowen





Erophin - 3/10 @ 00:24


jill and jack went up da hill to score a bag of weed ... jack was swift and rolled a spliff, now he
is getting some ass ...:))





Rabauw - 3/10 @ 00:24


Wenkrabrauw





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:24


102sonic





Rabauw - 3/10 @ 00:23


Rabrouw; voor de alcoholisten





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:23


lorsthein





Rabauw - 3/10 @ 00:23


Hosmolshoop





hosmOz - 3/10 @ 00:23


Hosmozpital

yeaaa






hosmOz - 3/10 @ 00:22


COREnie





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:22


falconcrest





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:22


Hosmozpital





hosmOz - 3/10 @ 00:22


c'est 'cor nie





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:22


ginzo





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:22


bimboumbam





hosmOz - 3/10 @ 00:22


kornie de frite , kornie d'flakes





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:21


gagabagabayada





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:21


Cestquoi





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:21


konie





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:21


Elfishlecamp





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:20


erocropcirclephin





Erophin - 3/10 @ 00:20


fauxcon 75 hehehehe!!!





Rabauw - 3/10 @ 00:20


Korniechon





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:20


humburger





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:20


non
seulement 10%





Rabauw - 3/10 @ 00:20


lol kornie, rabauwter plop





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:19


non





Erophin - 3/10 @ 00:19


Krantvalk ... aprunne ...





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:19


bumhug





hosmOz - 3/10 @ 00:19


est ce que vous poster TTES vos track???





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:19


Eletrabauwbel





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:19


electrobiet





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:19


Rabauwling





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:18


eletrobielle





kornie - 3/10 @ 00:18


rabauwter plop?






aphone - 3/10 @ 00:18


Rabaulchevique





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:18


die rabauwter





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:18


Sarahpafromag





lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:18


fauxcon75





hosmOz - 3/10 @ 00:18


rabauwter dis le menuisier





Rabauw - 3/10 @ 00:17


Hero-Phin





aphone - 3/10 @ 00:17


Rabauwbank lol

lorsen - 3/10 @ 00:29


zark vador

mr Lorsen monologue.....


lorsen - 9/10 @ 07:08


"Si tu parles a ton eau de javel pendant que tu fais la lessive, elle
est moins concentrée."*
J.C VanDamme





lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:59


hahaaa...sacre vandamme...





lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:57


"Si tu dors et que tu rêves que tu dors, il faut que tu te réveilles
deux fois pour te lever."*
J.C VanDamme





lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:56


T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà
les yeux rouges."*
J.C VanDamme






lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:56


"Un biscuit ça n'a pas de spirit, c'est juste un biscuit. Mais, avant
c'était du lait, des oeufs. Et, dans les oeufs, il y a la vie potentielle"*
JC VanDamme






lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:56


*Si tu travailles avec un marteau-piqueur pendant un tremblement de
terre, désynchronise-toi, sinon tu travailles pour rien."*
JC VanDamme






lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:55


"Si tu téléphones à une voyante et qu'elle ne décroche pas avant que ça
sonne, raccroche."*
JC VanDamme






lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:55


"Si tu dis couic-couic quand tu marches, les gens pensent que t'as des
Chaussures neuves."*
J.C VanDamme





lorsen - 9/10 @ 02:55


"Dans les magasins de lingerie, on ne voit pas de calendriers avec des
photos de garage."*
J.C VanDamme

Distreality - 11/10 @ 19:48


zark you have no time to make music !!!!!
you have to run ebel dammit !!!!! ;-))


crolerbedo - 11/10 @ 19:50


That's what aphone was talking about in "slavery is not dead"...Zark is THE ebel slave
in a way


ZARk - 11/10 @ 19:51


yeah, everytime you click on a link; i have to type all the text real fast so you can have it

and when you click on LISTEN, i have to find the good cd, and quickly put it in the cd-drive

ZARk - 11/10 @ 19:51


once a week someone comes along and pushes a slices of cheese thru the floppy drive, so i can eat.

I see this wonderfull thing i dont remind where...

#1
Combien tu pèses ?

#2
65ko

#1
SALE GEEK !


You can try with your geek-friends, it work all the time ^^