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TheJonasVanDeVeldeDeathMetalEx - I sweat my SHIT out


a sample of what JvdVdeathmetalEx is all about:
noize, terror, crappy (no) mastering, unlikeable music

please tell me how bad it is, and how it made you puke; THAT's a JvdVexperience
Just give it a thumb down....





HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

you guys suck big time!!!!

BpOlar [be] - 13 years ago

the name for this is anti-marketing or reversed marketing ..
& it f*cking works as you can see ...devious

eeezzeepeezzeee [be] - 13 years ago

fuckin psycho's !

rat [be] - 13 years ago

prachtige diepgaande melodieen, een waar meesterwerk,JAREN! aan gewerkt,dat is duidelijk!
nee,tis bagger,mr t heeft wel nog iets...

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

all those thumbs up make one thing very clear: our next kabaals will be more extreme, worse, and all that shit, so we finally get what we want: a thumb down machine!

eeezzeepeezzeee [be] - 13 years ago

now that's just a great strategy man.. if you want thumbs down you'll have to ask for thumbs up with this µ-ziq :p

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

omgekeerde psychologie: vrij on-van de velde, daar zou die jongen nooit opkomen, laat staan toepassen, van de velde speelt enkel videogames en gedraagt zich als een gluiperd.

eeezzeepeezzeee [be] - 13 years ago

Who the F is jonas van de velde? die naam klinkt my bekend in de oren

gozno [be] - 13 years ago

is this thing really noizzzze?

CruizeOfFiction [be] - 13 years ago

oké, sava kgeef toe tis zot slecht


dj-error pwned u wel met de vingers in de neus als het op crappyere shit aankomt, bedoel, dit lied kan iknog uitluisteren wat bij een dj-error lied niet gaat

(voor mp3 van een dj-error lied, pm mij)


duim omhoog!

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

at gozno: no this isn't noise, but we are rebels

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

at cof: no-one pwns us, everyone pwns vdv

BpOlar [be] - 13 years ago

quote "please tell me how bad it is, and how it made you puke"

Not bad enough

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

i'll make sure it's worse next time
i'll even make sure i spend even less time working on this crap

and damn you all, for this one time someone asks for a thumb down, you rate thumbs up!

you should use this oppertunity to give us hell, to let all frustrations go wild, kak ons uit, spuug op ons, sjas ons door, but please no more thums up!

meutn [be] - 13 years ago

the biggest crap i ever heard!
They should hang you guys next to saddam for making such unbelievable shit! My imaginairy dog's ass sounds better!!
thumb up mannen :D

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

thx, that's the respect we deserve :)

rf061992 [be] - 13 years ago

HyeVolture - 02 October 2007

at gozno: no this isn't noise, but we are rebels

................hehehe.........at mr Gozno....^^

for the ZiK.....not my taste.....sorry

nOdam [be] - 13 years ago

Dit Zuigt!!! (like the tamtams though :p)

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

danku mado, gij zijt tenminste een vriend!

Anonymous [be] - 13 years ago

I'm not gonna say that I didn't enjoy the song. I couldn't stop laughing and I like a could laugh once in a while..
so thumbs down for you! Reena Riot

crolerbedo [be] - 13 years ago

yeah boyz, i definetly don't like that noize crap... it really sounds bad to my ears... man, i'll give you your thumb down

Anonymous [be] - 13 years ago

ne zwaar opgedreven ak47

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

thnx mister crolerbedo! you are a nice bloke!

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

^^ unlike these other wankers :p

teebo [be] - 13 years ago

not bad!

BabaYagA [be] - 13 years ago

lol haha ok idd dit zuigt :p

ik denk moest dit nr ooit live gespeeld worde zou iedereeen de zaal uitlopen


HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

completely he way vdv wants it! he doesn't like fans or dancing people...thnx man!

lorsen [be] - 13 years ago

another chat room???

Ps: good noise one!!

icteder [be] - 13 years ago

kunt ge da nummers wegstemmen op ebel? kvind die milk inc sample wel een beetje raar

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

Of course you can! When you want to remove vdv to the depths of hell, just rate it "very very bad (cf. thumb down)". Don't know about a milk inc. sample, but vdv and milk inc. share one thing: they suck both.

icteder [be] - 13 years ago

...huge dicks

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

vdv sucks everything that's suckable, reggie doesn't

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

milk inc sample? waar?
all sounds & samples created by jvdv, or his fat sister, but def not reggie

Erophin [be] - 13 years ago

nice percutive section,and intro but what u get with all this bassdrumchaos, is that it misses its point... there is a point where it falls into meaningless nothingness ... somethimes less is more guys ^^

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

meaningless nothingness, what a beautiful description of vdvs bullcrap! every positive comment on this project makes us sick btw...I'm already suffering for two whole days from dysentery and other anal diseases, really...

adya [be] - 13 years ago

this is crap
(hope it makes you happy, but it really is crap ^^ )

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

of course it is!!!! did we ever say something else?

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

you should read the info, or learn to read it :D
this is supposed to be crap! i'm amazed that some people actually post a slightly good comment

after all, i was expecting(and hoping) on a massive thumb down machine, and fitting comments: things like "you suck monkeyballs", "eat shit and die", ...

only meutn came close :)

you're all way too nice, grow som balls! :D

meutn [be] - 13 years ago

hye you are not te schatten!

( i'm still puking since the first time i heard this! )

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

that's the speak of a true comrad, standing tall, on our ship, singin aye aye captain, drinking scotch on the rocks without the rocks, and the whale, the whale oooooeh!

Erophin [be] - 13 years ago

u arent expecting positive comments are u not? dont be affraid to get any then ^^

ur worst comment till now remains
'not bad' by teebo ... haha ...

if i want to hear chaos, ill just open my window street wise ...

if ur looking for some entertaining destruction, ( we are ) get some inspiration from despoilah sicktronic
or korfunkle or sum... destruction can be fun and creative guys ...

This isnt real noise genre, and under breakcore section, it wouldnt stand very tall ...u've been sweating ur shit out, not from composing, thats shure ^^ a constructive bad comment for u then, please, n cheers ^^

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

erophin, you made my day!

but we weren't looking for entertaining destruction (breakcore) or noise, we just want to make crappy songs and get crappy comments

i'll use my own project for that shizzle, as soon as i made something good enough to post. for now i'm just a amateur dien er nog niet te veel van bakt, en zijn frustraties uitwerkt in dit project :p

Erophin [be] - 13 years ago

ah, ^^ thanx for the perspective then, there is still hope ^^ lets take this to the next level then, now uve tasted the crap'n comments flush ...

OsaModas [be] - 13 years ago

Live gigs coming soon! Check your local rehab center for announcements.

Erophin [be] - 13 years ago

is 'look momma, i shit on the table ! too much?

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

aaah, a true jonasvdv-quote...

no it's not too much, please try again :D

StorungStelle [be] - 13 years ago

thumb down,
and i hate it

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

oooh, thank you StorungStelle, you are too kind

omihoshbin [be] - 13 years ago

wat een vette schijve gast , ojo das super goe ze , pijs da hij een record deal verdiend bij Sony Records, nen dikke duim omhoog!!!!!!!!

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

I think this really is a chatroom. Just look to the spanish announcement for ice-cream, picture this is vdv, and have a laugh, and give a thumb down, we still rock your day, on ebel, good night guys...

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

and by the way, if a wanna see fuckin piramids (the famous "^^") I'll go to fucking egypt.

meutn [be] - 13 years ago

you're on a good go guys! the rate of thumbs down is going up!
btw i still get a taste of sewers in my mouth from hearing this, it also makes me feel very odd something like this : ^^

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

and the good part is, our next piece is on his way, this time with a voiceclip (to keep kabaal attractive)

Hoarax [be] - 13 years ago

you should try amfull vocals, the fuck the bit a lot more up. and smoke your self to shit with pot, allways extremely funny horrible "music" anyway
this sucks enough to play @ bal marginal

SandwichGarnier [be] - 13 years ago

Yeah! Thumb down! I sweat my shit out too when listening to this! Please sweat again! I still have shit in me!

Anonymous [be] - 13 years ago

crap as it should be! i vote down! or no...up! or... damn dunno....nee sorry toch down :)

JabbaAndFollox [be] - 13 years ago

anonymous was me..

Anonymous [be] - 12 years ago

I puked all over the place :)

BlastBrozerz [be] - 12 years ago

Yeaaaaah , great !

Anonymous [be] - 5 years ago