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TheJonasVanDeVeldeDeathMetalEx - maiongh vehtn


"ge zijt gewoon nen dikzak, vetn, ma gij vetn, vetn, vetn" means "you are a fokkin fat ass, fatty, fatty, fatty" (jvdv dictionary)...this kabaal is about jvdv in an angry mood, and I hope you hate it and rate it.





IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

bon, ik zal maar het goede voorbeeld stellen: a true jvdv, thumb down hye ;)

eeezzeepeezzeee [be] - 13 years ago

joa! da is et!!
alleen het stuk van 1min12 vind k iets te goe. snare is echt vet lelijk, slecht werk!
keep em coming!!

afishisafish [be] - 13 years ago


rat [be] - 13 years ago

ge zet zelf ne vetzaaak!

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

vetzakskeeeeeee! zalig, de thumbs down halen het van de thumbs up! dank u allen!!!!

Anonymous [be] - 13 years ago

Jawel jawel helemaal uitgeluisterd, and inded I hate it, maiongh kvint begin grappig maar tword zoooot irritant :p (unbeatablelabz ma ben nie ingelogd)

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

irritant: perfecte omschrijving van een "van de velde": let this be a kick in the face, j!

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

f"cking thumbs up zijn weer in de meerderheid!

we still need more people who hate & rate!

icteder [be] - 13 years ago

jaaa kust mijn klote met uwe schijtmuziek altijd. rotte kutgast.ik heb zin om u keihard in de bek te schijten na het horen van de eerste 5 sec.daarna heb ik het afgezet.mijn pa moest op de computer

OsaModas [be] - 13 years ago

i'm bleeding from the ears

hosmOz [be] - 13 years ago

can youspeak english plz

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

rotte kutgast! = that's jonas vdv

5sec? so the next thing reached your ears: ge zijt gewoon nen dikzak, vettn, ma gij vvvvvvvv.... (the end at 0:05)
you missed out on the crappy music :p

anyway, tis weer 50/50, dankuwel :D

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

icteder, al dat gegekscheer en nutteloze "op de man spelen ipv op de bal", daar hebben we slechts een iets op te zegge: ip joen muule! :)

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

to hosmOz: if you rate (a thumb down ofcourse), ill translate all the comments on this song ;)
(except icteder's, that's some irrelevant yanking about the concept and how he wants to have shitsex and such)

Hoarax [be] - 13 years ago

spontanious eppileptic attack, crapped my self and all over my room. pukked my stomach up
cut my ears of with a compact disc. and hoped i'd drow in my own excrement and vommit. after hearing this krap;)
i wish you cancer, ebola, malaria, hiv, gonoroe, lice in your pubes, diaria, herpes, multiple sclerose, cancer on every body part, and " het speen" or whatever that is in english

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

we're already dying...thnx a lot!

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

het speen!
you're nasty

particle [be] - 13 years ago

another crappy jvdv goddamned! i already felt sick before i heard it, and after i heard it i started vomiting so hard i need an artificial stomac now, i'm going to send jonas the hospital bills, i hope he'll kill himself than so i shouldn't hear more crapshit like this! even rataplan would do it better!! oink oink

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

I'm waiting for the midi cable and then I will make some songs that make me emotional and shit, under my own pseudonym, jvdv's resting now, he's very tired of being so depressive and angry towards other people...

particle [be] - 13 years ago

lazy bum! :D
really i wouldn't survive that long without producing hehe

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

I play piano instead ;-)

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

Like aphex twin's april 14th, a nice piece...a little bit hard with the right hand but a good exercise!

particle [be] - 13 years ago

argl, ik wil ook een klavier :(

mrMute [be] - 13 years ago

do you play live? would be great to book you to end a party. but i think you have to go a little bit worse than this because i can imagine a group uf drunken people partying to this.

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

you can book us, and we perform live spontaneously, without preparation, a l'improviste, without any rhythm, good melody, and WITH aggression! jonas van de velde himself wouldn't be attending the party..shame on us!

comphusion [be] - 13 years ago

human animals you are!!!
i like this one a lot

HyeVolture [be] - 13 years ago

the only inspiration here is an ugly motherfucking weirdo named jvdv, and that equals "no inspiration at all". If you REALLY like this, I would visit a psychiatrist.

IskaRiot [be] - 13 years ago

you got some issues if you like this :p

IndustrialFreq [be] - 12 years ago

What the F*ck? :)

IndustrialFreq [be] - 12 years ago

Keep up the extremely bad work!!!!

HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

we will industrialfreq, we will, untill every human being's ears bleed to death...oh we will!

IndustrialFreq [be] - 12 years ago

yeah! make it a blood bath!! Everyone will hate it!!! that's what people are searching for, Blood, Bad music and crappy comments...

Omyiga [be] - 12 years ago

the emotions are dripping out of my boxkes