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TheJonasVanDeVeldeDeathMetalEx - pirateship banana


another one, inspired by another jvdv-story: once we were sitting there and playing games (when we were 11 years old), and suddenly one of us opened a kind of gate on a toy pirateship and inside there was a rotten banana. when asking what the rotten banana was doing inside of the gate, jonas simply replied: "das van mijn zus" and put the ship away. hilarity off course!!! inspired by bogdan raczinsky, beethoven, pirates and jonas vdv off course!!





aphone [be] - 12 years ago

very noisy for an experimental track... but i liked the trip nice one

Skip [be] - 12 years ago

...makes me wanna puke trough my asshole and shit trough my mouth...


HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

spannend, spannend!!!!! the battle begins again! 1-1!!! who's going to make it, ooooh, exciting!

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

lol, aphone, very dissapointing that someone finds some joy in this song. happy you enjoyed it,
but if we post this in the noize section we get moved to humour, and jonas DOSN'T like humor!!!!! i sure as hell didn't enjoy making it.
and haha skip, hope you didn't ruin konkrete jungle pondering what to post^^
hate it and rate it (thumb down offcourse)
100 thumbs down, our goal!!!!

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

haha i didn't like it ^^

OsaModas [be] - 12 years ago

hahahahahahaha been waiting for this

Skip [be] - 12 years ago

héhé,t'was ok....wanted a short but effective comment with a little humor....

CruizeOfFiction [be] - 12 years ago

one hella deep production you got there especially the extra classical offkey ellements @ 1.53 is amasingly daring!

was it a sample or did you actually made it yourself?

those hidden vocals are nicely done

tho I must admit the mastering isn't everything

overall still a good job: thumb up

CruizeOfFiction [be] - 12 years ago


HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

sample of pirates of the caribbeansong, didn't you recognize? we needed pirates for this one. we really adore this kind of mastering, it really is the best mastered jvdv track up to date. as said before (while making it with iska): the accordion at the end really hits the spot. 1-5: kick-ass track!!!!! at last...

Omyiga [be] - 12 years ago

I must say I can really hear the beethoven-influences


IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

good ratio so far ^^
keep those thumbs down commin'

BpOlar [be] - 12 years ago


WanBushi [be] - 12 years ago

party killer

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

thanks bushi, means a lot comming from you ^^

Gogole [be] - 12 years ago

I'm definitely too clean to hear that ! Is it a new concept against the " mosquito " ? I'm sure your neighbours are furious ? No thumb at all ! :-)

omihoshbin [be] - 12 years ago

Geweldig goed!!
smijt er wa mc guyver tussen, thans zal
jullie geniaal lied perfect zijn.
helaas zit ie er niet in=thumb down.

SandwichGarnier [be] - 12 years ago

Ever tried "La nouvelle Star" ?

teebo [be] - 12 years ago

please leave electrobel

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

haha, you wish^^

HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

why leave electrobel NOW? we finally got what we wanted: a motherfucking great machinerie called "thumbdownitis"! May Jack Sparrow be with us! Thank you all for the support!

icteder [be] - 12 years ago

as poetic as kaka in de broek.very genious contrashit breaks.but i can suck more if i want :).still one thumb down for the moeite

nOdam [be] - 12 years ago

potverdriedubbeltjes.; pokkeslecht. Although i must say, since recently i think PotC-music can be quite bombastic or sumthin..

nOdam [be] - 12 years ago

big fat stinky dumb thumb down it iz
(& i was to quick for my shadow to mention it)

HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

alles gemaakt met de vst mini breaks chocolate van special k.

Rabauw [be] - 12 years ago

The spoken word parts in it remind me of Dimmu Borgir's Shagrath.

Voor de rest ne hoop lawaai hè.
Bende schreeuwlelijks ;-)

HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

haha shagrath, subliem, altijd een van mijn favo's geweest. jonas is more evil than shagrath btw ;)

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

jippie, 25% ratio, lowest we ever accomplished so far!!!!

Skip [be] - 12 years ago

(An idea for a tracktitle for your project;) thumbsuckers...ov'zoo iet

HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

all the track titles were made up even before we made one "song", all in the name of humour and nostalgia.

particle [be] - 12 years ago

this shit makes me feel like a rotten banana!

particle [be] - 12 years ago

oeps moest een thumb down zijn eigenlijk! sorry lads! :D

HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

macht der gewoonte wss ;)

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

lap, daar gaat de 25% ratio, bedankt ze particle, vree schuune van ou, jonas zal nie content zijn :p

HyeVolture [be] - 12 years ago

first we call this drone, than they put it in experimental, and now we're moved to noise, just THAT SECTION WERE JVDV WAS BANNED. Stupid fuckers! The movin is a waste of time, just like making these tracks. (excuse me for bad language, normally I'm a sweet person)

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago


kornie [be] - 12 years ago

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IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

come again? i can't make any sense of this jibberish

particle [be] - 12 years ago

looks like he's just the man to write the lyrics for your next song dudes!

ZeBrokenEgg [fr] - 12 years ago

Hum... Dark, isn'it?
Ghandi wouldn't agreed this sort of things. :)
I really like the end of the crescendo, when the "melody" come, i prefer noise when it's not too much abstract, and you made it!

IndustrialFreq [be] - 12 years ago

Not my style..

BlastBrozerz [be] - 12 years ago

Nice , add a kick.

IskaRiot [be] - 12 years ago

hehehe, there is a kick, wa zeggek, there are many kicks, only the break is so speed up it became this noizy ggggrrrwwwwhhhshhsss. i think it's at 700bpm, not sure, lost the file, but i'll kick jonas for ya

BlastBrozerz [be] - 12 years ago

Ah, thx ! He deserve it !

Aceton [be] - 12 years ago

omg! nice shit! real trippy noise

bassmonk [be] - 11 years ago


lewisinheaven [be] - 10 years ago

geestig! lekker chaos en veel ruimte in de achtergrond :p

Straatkat [be] - 10 years ago

The title kind of says it all :D